:: IN THIS WEEKS ISSUE ::
OCTOBER 9 - OCTOBER 22, 2003 :: ISSUE 9 VOLUME 46

NEWS
Canadians for Equal Marriage need support
by Ashley Martin
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Counselling Services has a lot to offer students
by Cam Beitel
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Positive Approach Required to Prevent Plagiarism
by Daniel Jungwirth
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Saskatchewan’s population drop may affect equalization payments
by Ashley Martin
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ARTS
Weak at Best
enjoying success and all that comes with it
by Sharon Achtemichuk
and Lisa Mrazek
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Far From Ruin
Regina’s newest hardcore band already creating a stir
by Kent Farago
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Duplex is devilish fun
by Dan MacRae
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MTV Campus Invasion lacked talent and fun
by Kent Farago
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The Auntys Speak in Poetry
by Jason Antonio
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Popcorn shocks audience
by Matt Barton
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Futurama: an obituary
by Luke Annand
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7 questions with Jonah of Ghosts of Modern Man
by Chris Tessmer
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FEATURES
Canada: At war with terror?
by Meagan Hazlewood
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SPORTS
Rams win in bizarre finish
by Chris Jaster
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World is missing Women’s World Cup fever
by Chris Jaster
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Cougars win Winnipeg volleyball tournament
by Chris Jaster
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Cougar highs and lows for weekend
by Chris Jaster
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Cougars turn the lights out on the Bisons
by Jason McKenzie
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OPINIONS
Goodbye masculinity, hello profit
Editorial
by Matt Barton
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Cassie's How-To: Bathroom Etiquette
by Cassie Ozog

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Is cheerleading a real sport?
by Steven Kiser
and Holly McKenzie
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Loud and Proud
Coming Out Day
by Tim Smith
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Sex and the single girl
The right attitude will help
by Rachel Welychka
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Food Review
Projectile vomit and raunchtastic fun
by Ashley Martin
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Dancing in the flame of the equinox
by Justin Ludwig
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Does Bush have any real friends?
by Sarah McCafferty
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X-Prize nears completion
Competitors eager
by Dave Gassner
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URSU dares to write the word “ass.”
by Leah Sharpe
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Futurama: an obituary
by Luke Annand
The Carillon

Dearly beloved sci-fi geeks, animation fans and anyone with a sense of taste. We gather here today to mourn the loss of an underrated classic.

Two months ago, the final episode of Futurama was broadcast, ending the five-season run of one of the most ingenious, touching and hilarious series written. Futurama told the story of Fry, an average pizza delivery boy who is accidentally frozen, only to wake up in the year 3000. Always one to go along with whatever is happening around him, he falls in love with Leela, a one-eyed space pilot, befriends Bender, a hard drinking, kleptomanaical robot, and gets a job at an intergalactic courier service, thus setting the stage for four years of comic genius.

Futurama had many things that made it an interesting series. For starters, the main cast is a character buffet, not seen since the original Star Trek series. Name one other show that has a 20th century slob, a geriatric professor, a beautiful purple haired cycloptic space captain, a robot of Mexican descent, a Chinese gal from Mars, a Jamaican bureaucrat and a Crustacean doctor all in one place.

While The Simpsons only has middle class America to satirize, Futurama had an entire universe to satirize. The show both lovingly and brutally made fun of other planets, futuristic earth, our own present, alternate universes, religion, biology, physics and sci-fi clichés made all the more funny with the show’s ingenuity and comic timing. If the future will be anything like the one depicted on the show, then sign me up to be frozen. But for all i’s bizareness, the show’s key ingredient to its success was in it’s leading man. Fry is by far the most relatable leading character in any show I’ve seen on TV, animated or live action.

He’s not that good looking, a slob, not that smart and longs for the woman that, even though he may never get, still try’s to impress and prove his love to. It may not be your traditional leading man type, but it’s an accurate description of nearly half the guys that walk the hallways. This familiarity gave the show (whose genre might not appeal to everyone) a more personal and honest dimension. Sadly, this show is no more. The cause of death in this case was not by ratings or declining quality, but by mismanagement. Like so many other shows on Fox, it was put in a bad time slot with little to no publicity and got lost in the shuffle.

Ironically, like Star Trek, maybe Futurama will get the recognition and fame it deserves now that the series has ended. There are reruns of it nightly on the Cartoon Network, and there are now two volumed sets of the show on DVD. Hey, Trek wasn’t bad to begin with, so why shouldn’t Futurama get the same recognition? It’s final words were “Please don’t stop playing, Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.” Here’s hoping the wild ride will never end.