:: IN THIS WEEKS ISSUE ::
OCTOBER 9 - OCTOBER 22, 2003 :: ISSUE 9 VOLUME 46

NEWS
Canadians for Equal Marriage need support
by Ashley Martin
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Counselling Services has a lot to offer students
by Cam Beitel
(read)

Positive Approach Required to Prevent Plagiarism
by Daniel Jungwirth
(read)

Saskatchewan’s population drop may affect equalization payments
by Ashley Martin
(read)

ARTS
Weak at Best
enjoying success and all that comes with it
by Sharon Achtemichuk
and Lisa Mrazek
(read)

Far From Ruin
Regina’s newest hardcore band already creating a stir
by Kent Farago
(read)

Duplex is devilish fun
by Dan MacRae
(read)

MTV Campus Invasion lacked talent and fun
by Kent Farago
(read)

The Auntys Speak in Poetry
by Jason Antonio
(read)

Popcorn shocks audience
by Matt Barton
(read)

Futurama: an obituary
by Luke Annand
(read)

7 questions with Jonah of Ghosts of Modern Man
by Chris Tessmer
(read)

FEATURES
Canada: At war with terror?
by Meagan Hazlewood
(read)

SPORTS
Rams win in bizarre finish
by Chris Jaster
(read)

World is missing Women’s World Cup fever
by Chris Jaster
(read)

Cougars win Winnipeg volleyball tournament
by Chris Jaster
(read)

Cougar highs and lows for weekend
by Chris Jaster
(read)

Cougars turn the lights out on the Bisons
by Jason McKenzie
(read)

OPINIONS
Goodbye masculinity, hello profit
Editorial
by Matt Barton
(read)

Cassie's How-To: Bathroom Etiquette
by Cassie Ozog

(read)

Is cheerleading a real sport?
by Steven Kiser
and Holly McKenzie
(read)

Loud and Proud
Coming Out Day
by Tim Smith
(read)

Sex and the single girl
The right attitude will help
by Rachel Welychka
(read)

Food Review
Projectile vomit and raunchtastic fun
by Ashley Martin
(read)

Dancing in the flame of the equinox
by Justin Ludwig
(read)

Does Bush have any real friends?
by Sarah McCafferty
(read)

X-Prize nears completion
Competitors eager
by Dave Gassner
(read)

URSU dares to write the word “ass.”
by Leah Sharpe
(read)



Duplex is devilish fun
by Dan MacRae
The Carillon

There’s a scene in Duplex in which Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore excitedly describe the ways they want to kill their (likely) 96-year-old neighbour. Stiller fantasizes (like a 4th grader would about playing centerfield for the Yankees) about beating the elderly woman to death. It was at this point where I lost it and broke into hysterical laughter. Duplex is a slimy, dark, and somewhat sick comedy that, when at its most cruel, is incredibly fun.

Stiller and Barrymore are a yuppie couple in New York looking for a new home in a city notorious for being real estate hell. They snatch up the standard too-good-to-be-true duplex that is spoken of in Gotham mythology. The catch about this apartment (aside from the fact it’s in Brooklyn)? It’s a shared place with a woman approaching the century mark living upstairs. She’s an allegedly sweet old Irish woman who lives alone with a bird in her rent-controlled apartment.

After the young couple moves into their new house, they find that this old bag makes their lives a living hell. Mrs. Connolly plays her TV at levels reserved for Iron Maiden tribute acts, her upstairs apartment is full of cockups that ruin the living conditions below, and she asks the yuppies for help on an eighty-times-a-day basis. Everything she says and does feels like an attempt to gut the young couple with a passive aggressive shiv. After trying to civilly work out their differences, Barrymore and Stiller think the only way they can enjoy their Brownstone piece of paradise is if Mrs. Connolly were to ...go away. Go away then develops into all-out wishes for the old bat to die, and then actual attempts on her life.

Duplex crackles with scuzzball charm. Each exchange between Stiller and Eileen Essel (who plays Mrs. Connolly) is deliciously squirmish. Stiller is so dope in this role, he can probably do the frustrated yuppie schtick in his sleep, but Essel is absolute genius when it comes to bringing this elderly monster to life. Sadly, Barrymore feels a little out of place here, as she’s relegated to a rather dull straightwoman, when she can tackle so much more.

The more cruel or painful the film becomes, the more enjoyable. Sometimes the jokes are relatively lazy (grossout humor has to be handled properly, or not handled at all), but overall Duplex is a gloriously twisted piece of fun. I mean, beating an old lady to death? Hilarious.

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