:: IN THIS WEEKS ISSUE ::
NOVEMBER 27 - DECEMBER 03, 2003 :: ISSUE 14 VOLUME 46

NEWS
Fit for 2005: Can Saskatchewan do it?
by Ashley Martin
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Sixth Again
by Steven Kiser
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“Flat Out” fun at Regina’s Grey Cup
by Ashley Martin
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Aboriginal education needs change: academic
by Ginny Collins
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‘Tis the season of giving
by Steven Kiser
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Why is there a difference in pain tolerance between the old and young?
by Jason Antonio
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Construction for the deepening of Wascana Lake soon to begin
by Holly McKenzie
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ARTS
Nashville Pussy
Raunchy band remembers its roots
by Mike Mowbray
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Local art exhibit serves dual purpose
by Rhonda Sieben
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Expect a stunning show from The Secret Garden
by Ashley Martin
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Love Actually is a warm and charming comedy
by Kent Farago
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Master and Commander: a surefire Oscar hit
by Steven Kiser
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Could Regina have done better?
by Cassie Ozog
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Things that piss me off
by Dan MacRae
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CD Reviews
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FEATURES
A mosaic on campus
by Oliver Chang
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SPORTS
Women’s basketball team sweeps top ranked Wesmen
by Chris Jaster
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“Classic” game leaves classic memories
by Brad Brown
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Men’s basketball team sweeps Wesmen
by Chris Jaster
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Men’s hockey team steals a point from top ranked Golden Bears
by Alexis Vanbuskirk
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OPINIONS
Stress of the season
Editorial
by Ashley Martin
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Banjo-pickers throw good parties
Commentary
by Jason Antonio
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Waygook in Korea
Angering her father
by Corry Day
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Sex and the single girl
Projectile kitty vomit and men bashing
by Rachel Welychka
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Dead at 18
Gone forever
by Matt Barton
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The penis as a badge
by Justin Ludwig
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Nokia N-Gage: fun but flawed
by Oliver Chang
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Loud and Proud:
The Hidden Cameras live in concert
by Tim Smith
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Leah Sharpe waxes poetic about the Good Food Box
by Leah Sharpe
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Banjo-pickers throw good parties
Commentary
by Jason Antonio
the Carillon

For being a bunch of banjo-picking inbreds whose next door neighbour is Joe Dirt, the people of Regina put on one of the biggest and best (week-long) parties that this province has ever seen. People from all over came to party with friends and strangers throughout the Queen City. This was well before a pass was thrown in the anticipated Grey Cup game at Taylor Field, which featured two of the best quarterbacks in the league. However, all Rider Priders agree that this game was not as anticipated as it should have been! Oh well, there’s always next year.

To have a party, two things are needed that will make the party memorable and entertaining: booze and music. There was, without a doubt, no lack of either ingredient during Grey Cup week. A person could get served a beer at 7 o’clock in the morning somewhere downtown and be almost or totally drunk by 8:30 am, if they so wished. After that it was a nice waltz, or stumble, down the street to the Casino or any hotel, where more fun could be found. However, if a place served beer until 2 or 3 in the morning, such as at “Riderville” or the “Spirit of Edmonton Hospitality Suite,” then most people probably weren’t up at 7 a.m. the next day, they were still probably sleeping . . . or hung over.

One must not forget, though, that along with the flow of alcohol, there was also the sound of music to be heard; no, Julie Andrews did not make an appearance in Regina. Bands such as Great Big Sea, The Tea Party, Wide Mouth Mason, and Big Sugar rocked the Grey Cup nightlife, satisfying most people’s musical tastes, while at the same time capping off enjoyable evenings for all. Even some of the bars in town had musical guests pay a visit, with the warehouse district getting in on the musical action as well. The District was one of the other hot spots to visit, as it was close to the downtown area.

However, one cannot overlook the fact that other events and activities were happening in the city, taking place far enough away from all the drunken revelry but still close enough to be walked to from downtown. There were breakfasts held, family fun days, award nights for CFL players and fans, hall of fame football museums, flag football championships, the Playboy playmates at the Casino, in the flesh, and other, just as interesting events, like the Ottawa Renegades Beaver Bash.

For six days Regina partied like it was 1999. People partied hard and long, with complete strangers by their sides most of the time, every step of the way. No one can say that the week wasn’t interesting; it had something for everyone. Unless you were hiding under a rock or finishing your Computer Science 270 homework, Grey Cup week was the event of the year for all banjo-players and inbreds alike. TOUCHDOWN!