| Hello, I'm fuckin' dying over here! So now with less than a month before my imminent departure for parts best left unknown I am still faced with bad squishies everywhere I look. It's truly painful! I've never felt so panicky in time as a squishy afficianado. Everytime I enter a 7-11 it feels like the walls are closing in. I approach the taps, hopeful, | maybe they've changed it, noooo! The pain, despair and torment, the Squishies still suck! I am actually pining for the mild doldrums of last week where with a little effort you could get a half decent squishy. But no more, all taps flow like water, all flavours are gross. And so where does the good afficianado go when squishies have failed? Fountain | beverages! Y'know, when the squishies fail, you can always buy yourslef a Big Gulp and at least be mildly satisfied. But I swear...I shall go mad if I don't get me some half decent squishy action in the near future. This can not be the destiny created for me by the squishy pantheon. DEAR GODS WHY? It hurts too much to write about it any more!! |